bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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(Source: kwanghale, via derekandstilesdotcom)

perlockholmes:

thewaywardtimeplatypus:

jonathan:

how can i become famous without being beautiful, clever or talented

idk ask nash grier 

Or Justin Bieber, in case Nash is too busy being a dickhead.

I can’t just turn this on. I’m not like you guys. I don’t have claws, or glowing eyes or super senses. I just have voices in my head.

(Source: allisonsargent, via claryherondales)

softywolf:

This is the monthly installment of softywolf’s Top Ten Sterek Fics (x). You can check my #topten tag for previous months or the topten navigation page to find a specific month. On a final note, this list is in no particular order and my favourite(s) has an asterisk (*) beside it.
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June’s theme is High School AU.
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A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play* by apocryphal (T | 20934)

All Stiles wants from life is to learn to control his magic, keep his grades up, and not die horribly while saving Beacon Hills from supernatural threats. It’s all going pretty well until Derek Hale, werewolf extraordinaire, has to go and ask him on a date. That asshole.

John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life by nascentgalaxies (E | 48666)

Stiles and Derek are childhood friends who drifted apart. When Stiles joins the lacrosse team against his will, the universe (with a little help from Laura and Lydia) chooses to push them back together.

Binomial Coefficients by DevilDoll (T | 20783)

In which brainy freshman Stiles Stilinski wants star quarterback Derek Hale to join the math team, AKA math nerds in love.


(I Hate to Be) The One to Ruin the Night* by wishingonalightningbolt (E | 14550)


High school senior Derek Hale only has one goal for the rest of his time left at BHHS: avoid Stiles Stilinski. He’s wreaked enough havoc as it is, having spent all summer breaking Derek’s heart. Everything would be better for both of them if they just never saw each other again.
Derek doesn’t plan on ever getting mixed up with Scott McCall and his little gang of idiot friends. In fact, if he knew to avoid it, he would, but he guesses he just isn’t smart enough. Unfortunate, considering the consequences.



An Awkward Love by divenire (G | 16069)

Derek is an awkward first year student, his best friend Erica works in the library part time and Jackson is by far the worst roommate ever. And then there’s this boy - Stiles - who won’t leave Derek alone.

I Want You To Want Me by sweetbutterbliss (E | 15940)

Derek scrubs his hands across his face before crossing his arms over his chest and furrowing his eyebrows at the two idiots standing in front of him. Well, Scott is an idiot. Stiles is…luminescent, and all jerky movement, with big, golden brown eyes. And he always has a plan. Derek is fucked and, it turns out, unable to say no to him.


Option C) Some Bad Guys are Werewolves, but Not All Werewolves are Bad Guys by calrissian18 (T | 9039)


Derek Hale—the Incredible Meat that Thinks—needs a math tutor. Stiles Stilinski needs something that will look better on his college applications than ‘passable D&D Dungeon Master.’
It’s a match made in heaven. Er, right?



Letters by ericaismeg (G | 8924)


“Stiles, this is getting ridiculous. Can you please do something about it?” Lydia demands. “Do anything. I don’t care. Go up and kiss him, ask him to prom this year, write him secret admirer love letters, whatever. Just do something.”
OR: The one where Lydia sets up an email account for Stiles to “confess his love” for Derek. And as fate would have it, they also end up becoming friends in person at the same time.



the lunch table configuration* by thepsychicclam (E | 16677)

When Isaac makes Derek switch lunch tables, the last thing Derek expected was to fall for Stiles.


And Then There Is No Mystery Left (Baby, I’m Sweet On You) by swing_set13

Stiles has no idea why Derek is sitting at his lunch table.

softywolf:

This is the monthly installment of softywolf’s Top Ten Sterek Fics (x). You can check my #topten tag for previous months or the topten navigation page to find a specific month. On a final note, this list is in no particular order and my favourite(s) has an asterisk (*) beside it.

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June’s theme is High School AU.

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A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play* by apocryphal (T | 20934)

All Stiles wants from life is to learn to control his magic, keep his grades up, and not die horribly while saving Beacon Hills from supernatural threats. It’s all going pretty well until Derek Hale, werewolf extraordinaire, has to go and ask him on a date. That asshole.
John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life by nascentgalaxies (E | 48666)
Stiles and Derek are childhood friends who drifted apart. When Stiles joins the lacrosse team against his will, the universe (with a little help from Laura and Lydia) chooses to push them back together.
Binomial Coefficients by DevilDoll (T | 20783)
In which brainy freshman Stiles Stilinski wants star quarterback Derek Hale to join the math team, AKA math nerds in love.
(I Hate to Be) The One to Ruin the Night* by wishingonalightningbolt (E | 14550)
High school senior Derek Hale only has one goal for the rest of his time left at BHHS: avoid Stiles Stilinski. He’s wreaked enough havoc as it is, having spent all summer breaking Derek’s heart. Everything would be better for both of them if they just never saw each other again.
Derek doesn’t plan on ever getting mixed up with Scott McCall and his little gang of idiot friends. In fact, if he knew to avoid it, he would, but he guesses he just isn’t smart enough. Unfortunate, considering the consequences.
An Awkward Love by divenire (G | 16069)
Derek is an awkward first year student, his best friend Erica works in the library part time and Jackson is by far the worst roommate ever. And then there’s this boy - Stiles - who won’t leave Derek alone.
I Want You To Want Me by sweetbutterbliss (E | 15940)
Derek scrubs his hands across his face before crossing his arms over his chest and furrowing his eyebrows at the two idiots standing in front of him. Well, Scott is an idiot. Stiles is…luminescent, and all jerky movement, with big, golden brown eyes. And he always has a plan. Derek is fucked and, it turns out, unable to say no to him.
Derek Hale—the Incredible Meat that Thinks—needs a math tutor. Stiles Stilinski needs something that will look better on his college applications than ‘passable D&D Dungeon Master.’
It’s a match made in heaven. Er, right?
Letters by ericaismeg (G | 8924)
“Stiles, this is getting ridiculous. Can you please do something about it?” Lydia demands. “Do anything. I don’t care. Go up and kiss him, ask him to prom this year, write him secret admirer love letters, whatever. Just do something.”
OR: The one where Lydia sets up an email account for Stiles to “confess his love” for Derek. And as fate would have it, they also end up becoming friends in person at the same time.
the lunch table configuration* by thepsychicclam (E | 16677)
When Isaac makes Derek switch lunch tables, the last thing Derek expected was to fall for Stiles.
Stiles has no idea why Derek is sitting at his lunch table.

(via sterek-stories)

inderlander:

Stiles "I’m having an idea and nothing else matters" Stilinski

(via derekeyebrows)

officialannakendrick:

did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine

(Source: epic-vines, via dinopandajellyfish)

pancakemisha:

deanwillrise:

winchesterswantmypie:

Jensen’s full body laugh, though!

Runs away in shame

Tries to check out ass, nearly falls over

(Source: supernutral, via dinopandajellyfish)

a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via dinopandajellyfish)

royalandercas:


Season 10 of Supernatural in one gif

royalandercas:

Season 10 of Supernatural in one gif

(via dinopandajellyfish)

arwenundomiell:

The Final Problem. “Staying Alive”. So boring, isn’t it?

arwenundomiell:

The Final Problem. “Staying Alive”. So boring, isn’t it?

(via sherlock-addict)